War, What Is It Good For… Tee
Foreign policy is never simple. The “War, What Is It Good For…” tee takes the classic protest lyric and flips it into a 600-word academic citation you didn’t ask for. Made from 100% ring-spun U.S. cotton, on the front, the classic question, "War, What is it good for?". On the back, a crash course in Realism vs. Liberalism that reads like your professor’s magnum opus
Specs:
100% ring-spun U.S. cotton for soft, breathable comfort
Garment-dyed for that “I’ve been thinking about this since 1648” look
Relaxed unisex fit, sizes S–4XL
Double-needle stitching for long nights of discourse
Pre-shrunk and seamless for stress-free wear (unlike diplomacy)
Care Instructions: Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F). Tumble dry low. Iron on low heat if you must assert dominance. Do not bleach or dry clean.


